LIFE L1K3 by Jay Kristoff
"Grandpa said it's always better to be shot at for who you are than hugged for who your not." -Eve
" Even in our darkest moments, we have a choice." -Rachael
"It doesn't matter who you were. Only who you are." -Lemon
"That's all our memories are, right? The pieces of yesterdays that make us who we are today ." -Lemon
"You know, democracy sounds like a great idea until you spend three minutes with the average voter." Cricket
"It's simple to love someone on the days that are easy. But you find out what your love is made of on the days that are hard." Ezekiel
It was okay to be afraid. You just couldn't let that fear stop you. -Lemon
This book is written by Jay Kristoff the coauthor of the I
lluminae Files, which I absolutely love, love, love. This book not so much. It starts out interesting enough, Eva and her Grandpa Silas live in a world that has descended into hell, basically. There has been "the war" and an earthquake and now fighting factions rule different areas of the Grand Ol' Yousay. Eve and Grandpa have their posse of Fresh Lemon (a real live girl-12ish), Cricket, a logika-machine with it's own onboard intelligence, capable of independent action-, and Kaiser, a mechanical dog. So basically they need to survive. Eva does this by fighting in War Dome, a gladiator type setting where old malfunctioning (as in killing humans) robots fight young upstarts like Eve for creds. One of the literary devices in this books is using words from our time and morphing them into other words that we can still understand. credo-credits, Ol' Yousay-old US of A, Kaliforya-California , Zona-Arizona, you get the picture. The author uses that a lot in the beginning, but then sort of forgets about it later in the book, or maybe I just didn't notice.
So here's the plot, someone is after Eve. If I tell you the reason, I would ruin the surprise. So Eve and her motley crew of hangers on slice and dice, slash and bash, roll and whatever across the landscape trying to stay our of the hands of the bad guys, including a mechanical Preacher dressed as a gunslinger. There is a ton of action, so if you like fighting scenes with robots, this book is for you. The book pulled me in at the beginning, but then there was this whole part where they get swallowed by a whale, and have to find their way out. It was totally unnecessary. The only reason I can think of of why it was in there was that there was a reference to Pinnochio earlier in the book. The author almost lost me in this part, it was so inane. But when they finally get out of the whale, they move on to more slicing and dicing, etc.
There are some really good twists in this book, and some great ethical questions, but on the whole I can not recommend it. The writing, for me, was just bad. For example, there was lots of forced dialog, it seems every time something happened, Lemon Fresh would say something sarcastic, Cricket would say something logical, and the dog would "bark". No kidding this happened enough times the it got irritating. And the author seemed to want to put in every cliche that a science fiction writer could and more.
That said, someone who likes dystopia, may like this. Someone that is into robots and artificial life, may want to dissect it. I don't know, not one of my favorites. And like almost all dystopias these days, it has an ending, sort of.